did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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