my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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