is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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