just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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