yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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