you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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