Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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