What a fucking waste of an outfit
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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