Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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