This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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