i don't like sucking hair
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize