i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
