why didn't you poke me back
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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