is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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