I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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