Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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