i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
How's work?
Spinning.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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