I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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