Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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