The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize