Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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