i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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