My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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