so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
well you can't waste a boner
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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