she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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