I CAN MOONWALK!
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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