Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
i think im in europe. pls send help
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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