May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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