I look better un-naked...
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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