Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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