you didnt know i had herpes?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm just crazy horny about you
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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