Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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