She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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