and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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