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(509): View more from Washington

She's JV to your varsity

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(509): She's JV to your varsity http://tfl.nu/x8vj

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i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa

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sure if you go to prison

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(813): i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa (404): sure if you go to prison http://tfl.nu/yad5

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I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.

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u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u

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(416): I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck. (1-416): u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u http://tfl.nu/rica

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...

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(780): It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan... http://tfl.nu/8psb

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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.

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(360): Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name. http://tfl.nu/xkiq

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(309): View more from Illinois

remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..

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(309): remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him.. http://tfl.nu/o0zu

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(810): View more from Michigan

I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.

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(810): I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well. http://tfl.nu/a4oz

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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.

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(289): Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food. http://tfl.nu/bfcw

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(425): View more from Washington

OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?

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(425): OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES? http://tfl.nu/syph

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(206): View more from Washington

I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again

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RESPECT THE VODQUILA

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(206): I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again (1-206): RESPECT THE VODQUILA http://tfl.nu/on0c

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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.

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(512): I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover. http://tfl.nu/wwf5

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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.

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Incredible.

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(224): He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time. (847): Incredible. http://tfl.nu/oew8

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced

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(919): You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced http://tfl.nu/qaoy

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary

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(985): I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary http://tfl.nu/6z7x

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(317): View more from Indiana

holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.

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(317): holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high. http://tfl.nu/1zkn

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