Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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