yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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