Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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