Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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