hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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