Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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