Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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