I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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