Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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