whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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