He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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