I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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