I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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