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Taylor Swift is so right about you.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him

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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....

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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.

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(416): View more from Toronto

i flashed his best friends last night

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you always were good at making good first impressions

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(408): View more from California

By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.

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(703): View more from Virginia

There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.

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(734): View more from Michigan

she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything

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