It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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