I'm going to jail i love you
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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