It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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