I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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