He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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